Quinci: So Boo-Boo is bigger than you, right?
Yogi: Yeah. My brother's a lot heavier. And taller. That's why everyone always says, "Hey! Boo-Boo can't be bigger than Yogi!"
During a class discussion of a review of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Me: So the first Indiana Jones movie came out in 1981.
Cheryl: Wow. That was a long time ago. How old were you? 16?
Me: You just got some extra points. No. I was 20.
Quinci: 20. Wow. My mother is younger than you.
Me: Hmmm. Yes. Well, anyway . . .
Guy: So you're . . .
Me: Yes. I'm dumb old. Wait. Should I say "mad old" instead?
Jamie: Yeah. "Mad old" sounds better.
Me: Okay. So. Back to the review . . .
Cheryl (interrupting): So was that Indiana Jones movie in black and white?
Another random discussion during the last two minutes of class
Cheryl (to Yogi): Does your house smell like curry?
Yogi: What? Why?
Cheryl: Guyanese people smell like curry.
Yogi: My house doesn't smell like curry.
Breenah: White people smell like spaghetti.
Breenah: White people smell like spaghetti.
Cheryl: And when it rains, they smell like wet dogs.
Me: What? Wet dogs?
Yogi: I don't know about that.
Me: What??
Me: What??
Quinci: What do Pakistani people smell like?
Cheryl: Curry.
Yogi: Does everyone smell like curry?
Yogi: Does everyone smell like curry?
Breenah: No. Black people smell like must.
Quinci: Hey! I don't smell like that.
Breenah: Well, just the boys, and if they don't shower.
Me: Wait a minute. I smell like wet dogs??
Yogi: No, you don't. Cheryl just thinks everyone smells like curry anyway.
Me: So why don't I smell like curry??
Me: So why don't I smell like curry??
Cheryl: No, I mean, white people have pets, and when it rains, they smell like their . . .
Yogi (interrupting): Do you just look at people and see them as food? I bet you do.
Cheryl (laughing): No, I mean, maybe . . .Yogi: See? It's true! She does!
Me: Wait. I smell like wet dogs? And spaghetti? Why can't I smell like curry?
Yogi:No, Miss. You smell fine. But we'll say you smell like curry if you want us to.
