(As I sit sipping coffee and reading the newspaper at home)
Husband: I thought you were giving up coffee for the summer?
Me (clutching coffee cup to my bosom): Um, yes, I did say I'd stop as soon as summer started. Did I miss the beginning of another season?
Husband: Summer starts today.
Me: No way!
Husband (consulting the calendar): You're right. It starts tomorrow.
Me: That's not really the start of summer.
Husband: Um, what?
Me: If high school graduation is next Friday, then the official start of summer is next Saturday. That's when Teacher Summer starts.
Me: I'm just sayin'. Teacher seasons run differently, and I still have a week to drink coffee.