Me: Oh lord.
Dan: It's a good one. Two horses went into a barn . . .
Me (interrupting): Bar or barn?
Kevin: I'm leaving if this joke has the word "neigh" in it . . .
Dan: Barn. So the one horse says, "Did you hear that George is in the hospital?" The other horse says, "So, how's he doing?" The first horse says, "Oh, he's stable."
Me (to Kevin): I think I would have preferred hearing the word "neigh."
Kevin: Oh yeah.Dan: Hey! I almost got low blood sugar last night from thinking that up!
Me: What?Dan: I had to get up in the middle of the night to write that one down!
Me: Wait. You wrote that one yourself?
Me: Hmmm. I hate to say it, but I think I have to give you a tiny teeny weeny increase of props for writing it yourself.
Kevin: No, I don't think you need to do that.
Me: Kevin, believe me, it hurts to say that, but I do.
Dan: Hey, thanks, Huth!
Me: Dan, that doesn't mean it's a good joke or anything.
Dan: Yeah, but if it had been really bad, it would have gotten the "Huth eye roll."